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18 September 2007 @ 11:27 am
The Adventures of Mystifer Lovejoy and Winnebago Grundel Issue no. 27 - Pegartory was never so good  

The Adventures of Winnebago Grundel and Mystifer Lovejoy


Pergatory was never so good

Winnebago GrundelMystifer Lovejoy
Mystifer Lovejoy (right) - redhead of the sexy librarian biker bait variety
Winnebago Grundel (left) - redhead of the geek bait variety
Bubbles - air groupie of air guitarists, giver of piggyback rides
Zephyr - air groupie of air guitarists, giver of hugs, receiver of piggyback rides
Gunther - philosopher bouncer
Tam Lin - prerequesites: Pamela Dean, English Lit degree


In ye olde Land of Port, where our heroines have arrived, bedazzled by the endlessly attractive sea of people, an adventure begins to unfold.

"Winnebago," Mystifer intones, as she peruses the latest local rag. "My kinsman of yon Bozeman Montana plays tonight at Dante's! Let us away to witness The Punk Group."

Away our redheads go!

Dante's
Dante's, SW 3rd Avenue & Burnside, Portland, OR


Mystifer, of many super powers, boasts also an uncanny ability to quote Shakespeare.

Innocently arriving to see The Punk Group, how could our heroines prepare themselves for the opening act?

Dagger of the Mind stumble on stage - Elizabethan garb ravished by a night of debauchery, tights and sneakers, disheveled hair as only true poets can sport - brilliant heavy metal fills the air and the lyrics... Could it be? It could be! SHAKESPEARE.

Dagger of the Mind
Dagger of the Mind

\m/ \m/ \m/ \m/


Though that be enough to entertain our heroines for weeks to come, yet there is more!

Two men, one 12 years in Mystifer's past, enter, stage right. Audio-sensitive LED columns bounce to the music on their black t-shirts. Synchronized stage antics. They sing Kraftwerk-Devo-inspired original masterpieces like "i only date my mom" and "f.u.c.k.y.o.u. why don't you fuck off?" Short attention span theatre, no apologies.

The Punk Group
The Punk Group


Finally, THOR, the Legendary Rock Warrior, takes the stage... 30 years of Thor Core metal, and a self-seriousness that causes our heroines to slip out the back door...
 
 
 
Prince of Happinesspoh on September 18th, 2007 07:20 pm (UTC)
Ahhhhhhhhhhh, The Punk Group. Toby Keith is a Fucking Asshole is awesome.
Khirilkhiril on September 19th, 2007 01:28 am (UTC)
That sounds like a good time.

And the Burgundy Archer is fucking hot.
Kburgunder on October 21st, 2007 08:02 am (UTC)
Thank you :)