BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

LOVE IT.

At least the jerk took the initiative to not waste time.

See...there are men out there...myself for example...who can be jerks, bad boy rebels, and total reprobates....while being, emotionally secure, financially successful, creative, charismatic, and powerful, while being loving, attentive, kind, and supportive.


I am not for sale.

we also enjoy the superfluous comma from time to time.

this is so seattle.

Passive Agressive, The Dating Version.

*GAG* that'd be funnier if it weren't true.

I'm the hag they cried on when they were drunk and pining for her obsessively.

This. One of the best xkcd comics IMO. It's oh so true.

If only emo passive aggressive boys actually had that much intention and awareness behind their actions, I think I could respect it more.